- I forgot my password.
- My Computer broke.
- I’ve been reading a good book which I couldn’t put down.
- I’ve been binge watching a couple TV shows.
- I had a new post written, but my dog ate the mnuscript.
- I accidentally cut off both hands and couldn’t type until they both grew back.
- I discovered that my house is haunted and had to take care of the ghost.
- I got sucked into Hell when Hell openedup in my office.
- Somehow my office got moved to inside Niagra Falls and I had to spend a few days blowdrying books.
- Somehow a dragon got loose inside my office and burned it down.
Yes, I do know that these are all excuses and I should have a new post up in the next few days.